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An Open Letter

In CinePolitics, Cinema on December 24, 2009 at 8:07 AM

Dear Mr. Cameron,

Last night, I had the opportunity to see your newest epic adventure Avatar, in 3D. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your live-action remake of Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. I LOVED that cartoon as a kid!I really did miss the voices of Robin Williams and Tim Curry, though. I wish you could have at least made room for a cameo. Oh well, maybe when your next movie comes out in 2019 you’ll save them a spot.

Also, I really appreciate your portrayal of American soldiers as trigger-happy/war-mongering/jar-heads in a one-dimensional portrayal that would make Michael Moore AND Ted Turner jealous! You even made the main bad guy a Southern, racist, good ‘ole boy, ah, no stone unturned. It was clever how the soldiers were given the distinction of being labeled as mercenaries, rather than active duty servicemen. That way, when Sully kills these men, he isn’t actually guilty of fragging – they aren’t really soldiers anymore! *wink, wink*

As for the special effects – unparalleled. For $300 million the visuals had better be spectacular, but still, I can’t take anything away from you there. Many movies (Superman, Harry Potter), have been major let downs in the the area of special effects. But Avatar was an optical delight from beginning to end. Brava.

But back to the story. While you and your fellow aging hippies will enjoy the deep and subtle moral of the story -  military/capitalism= bad,  nature=good – the rest of us would have liked a story we haven’t seen in Pocahontas, Dances with Wolves, Tarzan, and many, many others. Come on, you had 12 years! I know there was a lot of rendering involved, but I can’t believe you couldn’t spare a few months for some story/character development.

Anyway, gotta run. Thanks again for the new 9-hour 3D adventure. It barely felt like 6, I swear. Catch you next decade!

Love,
Paula

Lessons Learned

In Cinema on December 4, 2009 at 4:35 PM

This holiday season the studios have been putting on their thinking caps and trying out new things. With the tough economy, combined with the numerous forms of competition (TV, Netflix, Hulu, etc), Hollywood has been experimenting with both release dates and limited releases. Here I will list some of the more notable instances, and discuss what worked (Precious), and what did not (The Road).

Disney’s A Christmas Carol
For the release of the classic tale of Scrooge & Co., Disney decided to try out the Christmas film before it was even Thanksgiving. The Robert Zemeckis film, which cost $175 million to make only brought in $30 million for its opening weekend box office. While Disney was probably hoping to maintain continuous business throughout the holiday season, they will actually be lucky to make their money back. There is too much competition this winter for a mediocre retelling of a classic story to gain any traction as the season goes by. A Christmas Carol would have been better served with a December release. Christmas day would have been too late, but before Thanksgiving was too early. While the film is still in theaters, the ad campaign ended weeks ago. There may be a late advertising push closer to Christmas, but the film has already lost steam. It is really a testament to the high interest in 3D IMAX that the film has been able to make any money at all – those tickets are more expensive. One argument for releasing Christmas movies early is the DVD potential, but A Christmas Carol will not be released on DVD by Christmas, so that argument would not apply here.

Precious
Lionsgate has done a tremendous job with the slow roll-out of the studio’s best film this year. With early screenings at film festivals, Precious was acquired by Lionsgate with the backing of Tyler Perry and Oprah. The $10 million film has tripled its original budget at the box-office, and positive w0rd-of-mouth combined with awards buzz will continue to help the small film bring in the dollars. Lionsgate’s uncommon release strategy has helped Precious maintain a solid, continuous presence at the box-office by slowly releasing the film into more markets each week. Usually, a small film would have a limited theatrical release, followed by a wider release which would depend on the limited release’s showing. With Precious, Lionsgate has been incredibly patient. Even with the limited release of Precious making big money (per theater), Lionsgate only expanded the release by a couple hundred theaters per week. From week one to week two, Precious went from 18 theaters, to 156. Currently, the film is still only open in 663 theaters. To put this in perspective, Twilight Saga: New Moon is open in 4,024 theaters.

The Road
Based on the successful Oprah book club endorsed novel by Cormac McCarthy, The Road has a solid pedigree. Good book, director, screenwriter, actor. It’s the plot/premise that is the problem. The Road is a bleak, dreary, sad downer of a film – perfect for Thanksgiving week, right? Yeah, no. The film, budgeted at $30 mil, has brought in only about $2 mil, although the initial release was limited. Unfortunately for the producers, there really was no good time to release this film. The Thanksgiving week push was probably something of a Hail Mary, trying to do some reverse psychology on holiday theatergoers. The film went into production in early 2008: in other words, pre-economic meltdown. The premiere was supposed to happen in late 2008, but was pushed back several times to work on the post-production, along with finding a better release date. That did not work so well. As this summer has shown, adult dramas do not do well in a recession. Depressing, post-apocalyptic adult dramas do even worse. Adults are not going to spend $12-15 per ticket on a sad-doll movie about the end of the world. Even Precious is at least hopeful and inspiring.

The Blind Side
The release for this film was mixed. In a silly move by Warner Bros., The Blind Side was released during the same week as Twilight Saga: New Moon. While a feel-good inspirational movie is usually a good bet for Thanksgiving, there was a lot of conflict between the potential audience. Luckily for WB, good work of mouth has benefited the football drama, which stars Sandra Bullock. The opening weekend was pretty good, but it was the film’s second week that was eye-opening. For the first time this year, a wide release film actually went up in its second week. New Moon won the second week’s box-office again, but with a %70 decline in audience. Amazingly, The Blind Side is now the year’s biggest hit to never reach the number one position at the box-office! The film, which was budgeted at $39 mil has already topped $100 mil! Now we can just wait until next year when five similar movies come out.

UPDATE:
In a rare feat, The Blind Side rose to no.1 at the box-office in its 3rd week of wide release! The film pulled in $20 mil and is well on its way to $200 mil.

Law & Order: CI – my two cents

In Television on November 3, 2009 at 10:55 AM

Now that it has been announced that Mary Elizabeth “Maid Marion” Mastrantonio will take the captain’s chair for the new season of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, I wanted to put my two cents in. While many have scoffed at the full departure of Vincent D’Onofrio and Kathryn Erbe (Goran and Eames), I am actually excited about the prospect of new blood. Plus we can finally put Erbe out of her misery; that poor woman was treated like Goran’s chew toy for 8 seasons. Jeff Goldblum is taking over full control of the male lead, after a season of splitting the show with D’Onofrio. And he’s getting a new female partner, in the lover-ly form of Britain’s Saffron Burrows. Not one episode has aired yet, and she is already 10 times better than the last 2 girls combined (aka the redhead and the freckled girl with no personality). Here’s the history folks.

Saffron Burrows
When Law & Order: Criminal Intent debuted in 2001 on NBC, it was pitched as a Sherlock & Watson version of the show. Special Victims Unit had successfully separated itself from the original L&O, and CI needed its own angle. The problem was that focusing solely on the detectives (no court stuff), already made the show different. D’Onofrio was given so many more lines than Erbe that it made her character seem unnecessary.  If you go back and watch the early episodes, the best scenes were when the two lead characters worked together on equal terms. They would “play act” as a married couple, siblings, etc. Throughout the seasons there would be some Eames centered episodes, but a balance would have been much better for the show. Nothing against D’Onofrio, but he’s no Brando.

Beginning in 2005, NBC began to alternate the leads. Chris Noth would take over every other week, so that D’Onofrio (who was suffering exhaustion), could have a week off. Noth was partnered with the fantastic Annabella Sciorra, fresh off of her Sopranos role, but Noth episodes were not pulling their weight in the ratings. Low(ish) ratings, and a better deal with creative lead the show to the USA network after six years with NBC. USA has been able to maintain high ratings for the show, but there have been some bumps along the way. First, Jamey Sheridan dropped out as the Lt in command of the Homicide unit. This wouldn’t have been a total loss if the bosses had found a suitable replacement. The new guy, Eric Bogosian, is so GD awful, with his wing-tips and his ten pound eye bags, that I winch every time he speaks! Sciorra dropped out as well, after only one season. Her replacements have been, um, not good.

Last season saw the emergence of some positive energy. Jeff Goldblum, in second career mode, has taken over Noth’s spot with aplomb – which is a word that I so rarely get to use, so thank you Jeff! In the coming season, it will be Goldblum, alongside Burrows, with Mastrantonio as the Lt. For the first time in years, CI will again be a part of my “must watch” list each week.